The 9 absolute worst people you can watch a movie with

first_imgDon’t even get us started on the cretins that bring in smelly food. Source: Tumblr5. The cynicIt’s a movie… it’s not real. We all silently acknowledge this from the start. Source: Shutterstock6. Short attention spannerThey don’t really want to watch this, and they won’t even do you to favour of giving it a go. They’ll text on their phone during it, distracting themselves, meaning that you can’t sit easy either. RELAX. Source: Imgur7. The psychicHe’s the killer. They’re going to hook up. Yeah, it’s a rom-com, we know, Sherlock. Source: Whatculture8. The easily amusedOh God their laugh. So loud, so high-pitched. They have to be putting that on. And they find EVERYTHING funny. Source: Shutterstock9. The kickerFound at the cinema. And later, the depths of hell. Source: ShutterstockAll of the Oscar nominations right here in a handy list>7 of the best moments from last night’s Golden Globes> THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS were announced today, so you only have until the 2nd of March to catch up on those you may have missed.Just be careful whom you chose to watch them with, it could make or break the whole thing.1. The talkerThey don’t care that you’re absolutely bet into the movie. They want to talk about that thing that happened them today on the bus.2. The trivia merchantNO ONE CARES if he was in Father Ted before he was famous. Put your IMDB app away. Source: ephidryn3. The inquisitionMaybe if you stopped asking questions you could watch it and understand for yourself? Eh? Source: lowjumpingfrog4. The MuncherIf you’re at home, they’ll just chew really loudly. The confines of a cinema, however, the wannabe polite movie goer will insist on opening their noisy packet of Malteasers as slowly as possible to minimise sound. NO. Open it quickly, like a plaster.last_img read more